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Here's one of the best sounding cymbals that I have. SUPER PAPER THIN 22" at 1728 GRAMS - that would be damn thin for a 20"....
YOU COULD CERTAINLY PAY $570 FOR A ZILDJIAN K ...
Here's one of the NICEST LIGHT, PAPERTHIN COMPLEX 22" RIDES you will hear...
THAT'S CONTROLLED!!
That's the JOY of this particular 22" Masters Bosphorus! The smaller, rounded over bell gives it a bit of a MINI CUP ...
Why spend $570 on a new machine-made Zildjian K Constantinople??
Why not SAVE A TON OF MONEY and get a THIN RIDE that's much more musical and COMPLEX sounding!
CHECK OUT THIS HUGE, DRY AND SURPRISINGLY COMPLEX TURKISH ...
$470!!!!!!!!! That is how much a New Zildjian K Constantinople will set you back - and that's on sale!!
Well why not get a cymbal that REALLY IS HAND HAMMERED?!?!? From the former Constantinople.
FOR HALF THE ...
Here's a unique CONTROLLED 17" FLAT RIDE!!!
NO ONE HAS A GORGEOUS 17" DRY, PAPERTHIN AND CONTROLLED FLAT LIKE THIS!!
953 Grams!! This FLAT Ride bends like a soft ...
$300!
That is how much a new regular-ass Zildjian 20" Medium Ride will set you back. And that's the Guaranteed Lowest Price too!!
BEHOLD!!! THE 370th ANNIVERSARY!! CELEBRATING ZILDJIAN'S TREMENDOUS LONGEVITY!! ...
Here's a FANTASTIC sounding DRY COMPLEX Istanbul!!
And at only 1829 grams this Istanbul is THIN and CRASHABLE!
This cymbal is incredibly well-balanced. Guaranteed! It has a broad spread, is dark ...
Check out this AMAZING SOUNDING Huge HAND HAMMERED 22"!! It is COMPLEX, DARK & slightly DRY too!! Which is a rare combination in a Ride!!!
SUPER SOFT, PLIABLE AND BENDABLE!! It has the constitution of a 1940s Trans Stamp Zildjian - ...
$415!! That is how much a new Sabian 20" HH DUO Ride will set you back. And that's the SALE PRICE!!
AND HARDLY ANYONE ACTUALLY HAS THIS CYMBAL IN STOCK!!! NONE OF THIS DROP N SHIP NONSENSE!!
THIS PARTICULAR ...
$519.00!! The price of a pyramid of cocaine you ask?????
NO!! The price of a Sabian 20" Artisan!!!
HOLY FREAKIN' HAND HAMMERING BATMAN!!
That's the MOST expensive new 20" cymbal....Sabian one-upped ...
$505.00!!
That what a new Paiste Dark Energy Mark I 20" Ride will cost you. And no, that's not list. This is one of Paiste's MOST EXPENSIVE cymbals.
For the 20"!! OVER HALF A GRAND!!!
And ...
$398.00!! That is how much a new Paiste 2002 22" Ride will set you back. And that's NOT the list price. That's ON SALE!!!
$400. For the UBIQUITOUS, regular-ass 22"!!
NOW what if your ...
Five random items from the expansive Hazelshould Museum. Photos of some of the craziest gear you'll ever see, all for your free enjoyment (but not for sale!).
